**1. Is there a fourth of July in England?**

Yes, every country has a fourth of July!

**2. How many birth days does the average man have?**

Just one!* *

**3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? **

12, all of them!

**4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?**

6 – 3 for each team.

**5. Can a California man legally marry his widow’s sister?**

No, he can’t have a widow and still be alive!

**6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? **

70 – ½ goes into 30, 60 time, + 10 = 70.

**7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?**

2!

**8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?**

60. – You take the first one, then one 30 minutes later, then the last one 30 minutes later.

**9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? **

9 – because **all but 9** drop down!

**10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? **

0 – Moses didn’t take any animals on an ark, Noah did!

**11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10” tall. What does he weigh?**

Meat!

**12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? **

12 – There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen!* *